Even as Christian we must learn to have fun and relax. As a Christian I know that sometimes it gets hard to always do the right things as an adult especially when it comes to parenting.
However, with keeping your eyes, mind, and heart on him we know that we don’t have to worry about anything and to keep moving forward.
So here are some inspirational Christian dad jokes for you to enjoy!
- Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! Just like my faith without God.
- How do you organize a space-themed church event? You planet!
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, just like God’s love!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field, just like being a Christian dad!
- What do you call a fish with a piano? A piano-tuna! And the best way to play it is to worship God with all your heart.
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing, just like I turn red when I see my kids excelling in faith.
- How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch! Just like how God mends our brokenness.
- Why don’t melons get married? Because they can’t elope, just like my kids need my guidance to find the right path.
- What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved! Just like I wave at my kids’ silly jokes.
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! But as a Christian dad, I have the guts to stand up for my beliefs.
- How do you organize a Christian baseball game? You gather up all the apostles and have a “Holy Catch!”
- Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems, just like life without Jesus.
- Why don’t angels play hide and seek? Because they’re always in heaven! Just like the joy of knowing Jesus.
- How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it! Just like how we need to brew our faith daily.
- What do you call fake spaghetti? An “Impasta!” Just like being anything other than true to your faith.
- Why did the baker go to therapy? He kneaded it! Just like we knead God’s word to find solace.
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! Just like a dad’s smile when he sees his kids growing in faith.
- Why don’t scientists trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something, just like God’s plans for our lives.
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An “ab-dominal snowman!” Just like how we should take care of our bodies as God’s temple.
- Why did the tomato turn to the church for help? It needed some divine intervention!
- Why did the scarecrow become a successful preacher? He had a talent for speaking to crows and humans alike!
- What do you call it when a cow preaches a sermon? A moo-sage!
- How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
- What did Jesus say when he performed his first miracle at a wedding? “Water into wine? Vine!”
- Why was Noah the best businessman in the Bible? He floated his stock while everyone else went under!
- Why did the pastor carry an umbrella? For “pastor” protection!
- Why do Christian dads make great photographers? They know all about capturing the “son”light!
- How did Joseph know how to handle raising Jesus? He had a heavenly Father-in-law to guide him!
- How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it!
- Why did the Christian dad go to the dentist? To get a little “faith” cleaning!
- What kind of car does a Bible teacher drive? A “Soul” car!
- Why did the Christian dad get excited about gardening? He loved planting seeds of faith!
- What did Jesus say to the bread when he performed the miracle of loaves and fishes? “Don’t be so crumby!”
- Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open!
- Why don’t Christian dads ever tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
- How do you catch a sacrificial lamb? With a “flock”net!
- Why did the pastor start a doughnut shop? He wanted to make “holy” doughnuts!
- Why did the Christian dad always carry a map? In case he needed some divine direction!
- How do you organize a church play? Cast lots!
- What do you call a Christian dad who is also a detective? A “Bible” investigator!
- How did Samson defeat the Philistines? With a jawbone-dropping punchline!
- Why did the Christian dad go to the beach? To catch some “rays” of God’s love!
- How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little “holy” in it!
- What do you call a bear that loves going to church? A “pray” bear!
- Why did the Christian dad bring a ladder to church? To raise the “roof” during worship!
- What do you call a cold and wet Christian dad? Chili and water!
- How did the Christian dad know he needed to go on a diet? He got “revelation” from the bathroom scale!
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- How did the Christian dad know he was going to have a good day? He woke up “rejoiceful”!
- Why did the Christian dad get a ticket at the zoo? He was caught feeding the “praise” lions!
Commend down below your favorite Christiaan dad joke and also be sure to check out these spiritual parenting books and children bible apps.
