Get a Laugh with these 30 Valentine’s Day Jokes and Riddles for Kids

These laughable Valentine’s Day jokes and riddles for kids will surely get a reaction out of any child.

As we know Valentine’s Day is that special day on the calendar to spread love and show kindness. By showing some love and special gestures to others around you through gifts, hugs, crafts, and kisses.

There is also another way of showing how much appreciate and value Valentine’s Day through some funny riddles and jokes.

Here are 50 Valentine’s Day jokes and riddles that are sure to bring some laughter to kids and adults alike:

Jokes:

1. Why did the Valentine’s Day card get in trouble? Because it was filled with love notes!
2. What do you call two birds in love? Tweet-hearts.
3. What did one pickle say to the other on Valentine’s Day? “You mean a great dill to me!”
4. Why did the boy bring a ladder to school on Valentine’s Day? Because he wanted to go to high school!
5. What did the calculator say to the pencil on Valentine’s Day? “You can count on me!”
6. What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine’s Day? “I’m nuts about you!”
7. What did one watermelon say to the other on Valentine’s Day? “You’re one in a melon!”
8. What did the paper clip say to the magnet on Valentine’s Day? “I’m drawn to you!”
9. Why did the scarecrow become a successful matchmaker on Valentine’s Day? Because he was outstanding in his field!
10. What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine’s Day? Ughs and kisses!
11. Why did the computer break up with the internet on Valentine’s Day? I just couldn’t find a good connection!
12. What do you call a bear with no teeth on Valentine’s Day? A gummy bear!
13. What did the light bulb say to the switch on Valentine’s Day? “You turn me on!”
14. Why did the bicycle fall over on Valentine’s Day? Because it was two-tired!
15. What do you call a snake that gives flowers on Valentine’s Day? A “hiss-ter”!

Riddles:

16. I’m red and have a heart, but I’m not alive. What am I?

• Answer: A Valentine’s Day card.

17. I can be red or white, and I’m a symbol of love. What am I?

• Answer: A rose.

18. I’m small, shiny, and often given on Valentine’s Day. What am I?

• Answer: Jewelry, like a necklace or a ring.

19. I’m sweet and come in a heart-shaped box. What am I?

• Answer: Chocolates.

20. I’m a little winged creature that shoots people with arrows to make them fall in love. Who am I?

• Answer: Cupid.

21. I’m a four-letter word that means “to like or adore someone very much.” What am I?

• Answer: Love.

22. I’m a holiday that celebrates love, and my date is on February 14th. What am I?

• Answer: Valentine’s Day.

23. I’m a type of sweet treat often exchanged on Valentine’s Day. What am I?

• Answer: Candy.

24. I have a feeling you might get in your stomach when you’re nervous or excited about someone you like. What am I?

• Answer: Butterflies.

25. I’m a word that sounds like “candle,” and I’m often given to show appreciation on Valentine’s Day. What am I?

• Answer: Candle.

26. I’m a fruit that’s red and heart-shaped. What am I?

• Answer: Strawberry.

27. I’m a little piece of paper with a cute message on it, and I’m often exchanged on Valentine’s Day. What am I?

• Answer: A love note.

28. I’m a word that means “to like someone a lot” and also a type of chocolate. What am I?

• Answer: Adore and “Adore-o” chocolate.

29. I’m a feeling of happiness and joy when you’re around the person you like. What am I?

• Answer: Love.

30. I’m a fluffy and cuddly stuffed animal often given as a gift on Valentine’s Day. What am I?

• Answer: Teddy bear.

Enjoy these jokes and riddles, and share some laughter with your loved ones on Valentine’s Day!

Comment down below your favorite laughable Valentine’s Day joke and riddle below.